Don’t Worry, Be Happy.

IMG_3701.JPGIf it wasn’t for fluoxetine where would you be?
You’d be in a mental ward in deep despondency;
Or maybe friends would find you just a-dangling from a tree;
If it wasn’t for the help of your Prozac!

Prozac keeps you stable when the world is spinning round
Prozac gives perspective when the shit is going down
Prozac stops you picking up a gun and going to town
So. Always put your trust in your Prozac!

If it wasn’t for fluoxetine where would you be?
You’d be in a mental ward in deep despondency;
Or maybe friends would find you just a-dangling from a tree;
If it wasn’t for the help of your Prozac!

Prozac it is wonderful. Prozac it is good.
Prozac keeps you doing all the little things you should.
Prozac helps you see the trees and get out of the wood
So. Always put your trust in your Prozac!

If it wasn’t for fluoxetine where would you be?
You’d be in a mental ward in deep despondency;
Or maybe friends would find you just a-dangling from a tree;
If it wasn’t for the help of your Prozac!

(C) 2017 ARF.

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About Alan

Settling into my 7th decade and still determined not to grow up too soon.
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7 Responses to Don’t Worry, Be Happy.

  1. Alan says:

    To the tune of “If it was nae for the Weavers”.
    OR “If it was nae for Your Wellies” if you are a Billy Connolly fan.
    OR “If it weren’t for your gumboots” if you are a John Clarke/Fred Dagg fan.

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  3. prozachaven says:

    That was cute. I’m new to Prozac. Hoping it helps me as much as it’s helped you!

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