iPhone 11 and 11 Pro Review

I asked myself “Do I need to upgrade my iPhone?”

A few more questions and I had the answer without even examining the latest product at the Apple store.

  • Will the new iPhone shorten the waiting time on a call to Centrelink?
  • Will the new iPhone ensure I get a call from my daughters every weekend?
  • Will the new iPhone facilitate a speedier delivery of pizza from Dominos?
  • Will the new iPhone significantly improve my telephone conversations with bureaucrats?
  • Will the new iPhone change the way I make medical appointments?

No it feckin’ won’t.

What else Can the new iPhone do?

  • I already have five cameras.
  • I have a tape measure, compass and GPS.
  • My old iPhone connects me to Facebook, Netflix and Spotify. I can’t watch movies or listen to music any faster than I already do.

Do I need to upgrade my iPhone?

No, I feckin’ don’t.

Author: Uisce úr

Though I am old with wandering Through hollow lands and hilly lands, I will find out where she has gone, And kiss her lips and take her hands; And walk among long dappled grass, And pluck till time and times are done, The silver apples of the moon, The golden apples of the sun.

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