Pisdorf Salad

If there is one thing I enjoy as much as preparing food, it is bad puns.

Pisdorf Salad

Posted on December 5, 2019 by Uisce úr

Just the sort of salad to soothe the troubled mind after a trying day. And aren’t they all?

This makes two serves of around 1,400 kJ.


  • 4 celery sticks, sliced
  • 1 apple, cored, sliced and diced
  • A squeeze of lemon juice
  • 2 Tbsp of your favourite mayonnaise or aioli
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • 75g pistachio nut kernels
  • Dried cranberries to garnish


  1. Splash the apple pieces with lemon juice and toss as soon as they are cut
  2. Combine all the ingredients and season to taste
  3. Chill for a bit
  4. Garnish with cranberries
  5. Cheer up and eat.

Author: Uisce úr

Though I am old with wandering Through hollow lands and hilly lands, I will find out where she has gone, And kiss her lips and take her hands; And walk among long dappled grass, And pluck till time and times are done, The silver apples of the moon, The golden apples of the sun.

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