I made some rooolly good Festive Turkeyballs yesterday. So good they almost outclassed my Festive sausage rolls from a year or two back. So good, indeed, that were it not for the unfortunate association formed by “Alan” and “balls” I would name them after myself, like the salads created by Messrs. Waldorf and Caesar. Or the dessert created by Professor Pavlov, the famous New Zealand dog trainer.
These are my Christmas gift to you, dear reader. Try them.